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Tuesday, September 30

Woman Eludes Cop,goes home and eats lunch! Film @ 11!

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I discovered something un-freakin-beLIEVEABLE about myself yesterday.Are you ready for this??.......I do not like to shop. Nope,I don't [unless it's for something specific,on Ebay,like a bow] I am a mega shopper,I'll wait until I need more than a few things,go get em,and don't go back until next time I need more than a few things.[This is NOT good for Steve,who forgets to look at the "Big Picture".One big clothes bill instead of a bajillion little bills throughout the year. Hey,I did him a FAVOR! A book keeping favor!! And did I get Thanked for that? Noooooooooooooo !!] This is a distinct departure from my younger self. Shoes !!! I could shoe shop til the cows came home. Now,I don't like it!! And I bloody well FORGOT to hit the shoe dept yesterday. I know!! I damn near fainted too !! Is this part of aging? Cause I do NOT LIKE that !! [I know forgetting the shoes was "CRS"...Can't Remember Shit...but it was surprizing just the same] O-M-G ! I have 5 pairs of shoes,and a pair of hiking boots,and that's it!! [Oh,and a pair of black heels,but Steve made me buy them,so they don't count] Oh, I am so ashamed!!! Now,don't get me wrong,I LOVE to purse shop.....and earring shop....oh,wait,I guess I'm still ok. Got worried there for a minute :o)

Oh! I got my official "Your boobs are fine for another year" letter from the radiologist.YAY! I talk to other women,and they get the mammo results right then and there,no waiting.But,we're talking my town here,so who are we kidding? I'm lucky the results aren't sent by carrier pigeon ;O)
And,as promised,...here are 3 off the beaten path holidays we can celebrate tomorrow...
Oct 1
Fire Pup Day
International Day of Older Persons
Balloons around the world

I'll carry a bouquet of Balloons,and celebrate being an Older Person....if you see balloons in the sky tomorrow,you'll know I got lost on my 4 minute commute to work :o)And Work.... Oh, it took a TERRIBLE turn. Today I was put at a station Right By an air compressor...a HUGE air compressor.It hurt my ears so bad I felt nauseous,that never happened to me before.So...Tony is gong to Walmart tonight,and he will look in the hunting or hardware sections for noise reduction or cancelling headphones.I hope I get camoflage color,THAT would be fun.Can you see it? I'd forget I have them on,leave for home,develop leadus footus around the corners,have a cop try to pull me over,...and not hear him.Hey....maybe you should look for me on the news @ 5 AND at 6 tomorrow :o) :o)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

All I can get are bright yellow and hot pink striped foam ear plugs.
DH can get them in solid fluorescent colors, thru his work, to coordinate with my tee shirts LOL

Gail said...

Lee,that's an excellent idea! I'm gonna purdy mine up...if I get the headphones I'll paint them something funky [unless they're cammoflage,can you see me in camo? :o)]I just asked Steve,when you go to the drag races,where do you get the earplugs...and he buys them down there [Englishtown NJ] what a big help! I'll have to ask around and see if they're available here,they have to be SOMEWHERE,I just don't remember seeing them :o)

Anonymous said...

Wally World Tarjay and most drug stores also sell the foam ones in Health and Beauty Aids. I have bought plain ones there but the ones DH can get are just purdier and more tightwad...
His boss has a box on her fileing cabinet that is how I found out he could get them LOL. I can just see the guys in DH's office wearing hot pink ones in the warehouse LOL