A Dramatization.

From: lawrencefish**at-yahoo.com
"Good day to you, I am Fish. A Consultant/Practitioner here in London. Please to avail yourself of the fine medisine [sic] I offer to you in friendship for low cost "

"Good Day to YOU. I am fish...Fishiewoo. Here in the U.S. No, I don't need viagra, xanax, or phenterdine [sic] or any of the other pharmaceuticals you offer, they are probably all dog worm pills dipped in easter egg dyes. I don't hable the espaniol,either. Anyone ever tell you you're a double dumb-ass? No? Well, consider yourself told."


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~ WEST POINT JOGGER ALERT !! :O)~

What a great day! I was totally out of the hand wrecking section at work today......My hands are fine,thank-you-very-much, and I had plenty of time to practice instead of [ah, hell, fill it in yourself...vacuum? Laundry? Re-arrange the chest freezer from Hell?? I've got a dozen of 'em :o)] Also, I'm bringing in the last of the house plants. I have a huge fern that just likes to drop crap all over the place,I don't know where to put it,or if I WANT to put it anywhere. I've never [willingly] killed a plant, but that thing makes too much work.

Oh,VERY cool! There is actually a word for loving words! Now,who do we know that does THAT ?? :O)

epeolatry [n]
Pronunciation:(ep-i-OL-uh-tree)
Meaning: The worship of words.

This explains my love affair with defenestration ;o)

One more thing .....I saw a commercial today,for Lysol [I think oust] some kinda stinky spray,if you got a stink,this should kill it. I watched as a woman [NEVER a guy, it's ALWAYS a woman,and that's a WHOLE 'nother blog entry] battled some kinda fuzzy monster thing, coming out of a litter box,a gym bag, and a garbage can. Now,I don't mind too much the visuals the company gave us of "the smell", they reminded me of Oscar from Sesame Street....but what I REALLY REALLY minded were the words "A Dramatization" at the bottom of the screen,.....as if we women were SO stupid that we actually expected to see those stink monsters before we could use the product. When I realized what those little words actually meant,I had to lol. I guess I'll just have to be too stupid to buy that product.

Oct 14th: Be Bald and Be Free Day [hehehe]

~ If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava,let em go,because,man,they're gone.~
Jack Handy