All the municipal searches are done.The survey should be in our lawyers hands Thurs morning, and that's it. We can schedule closing.

My advice to anone who needs to practice,...a musician,and artist,an athlete,....is to buy a house. You will start practicing all the hours God gives you, to avoid thinking about it. Your adult children will tease you about it, and your husband will look at you funny, but he will understand, because YOU will have noted that the poor man haven't left ebay motors or his crown vic forums in weeks :X

YAY TEAM GAIL!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I learned a great new word this morning, and was able to use it on Boo this afternoon.You see, my poor Boo burns if she "thinks" the word sun. I don't, never did. She gets upset about it,.....she got sunburned driving home from work, and sunburned sitting near a window in a restaurant. She got that from her Daddy.Well, this was the word I learned this morning:

patrocliny / patricliny
PRONUNCIATION:(PA-truh-kli-nee)

MEANING: Inheritance of traits primarily from the father.

Whenever the kids piss me off, or they don't like a trait one of us gave them, now I have the vocabulary to blame Steve every time.Works for me.

And here, a forward I received from Donna this morning,TYVM! I think I may have seen it before,but I thought it was damn funny. ANYthing that can make me laugh before my first cup of coffee is worth remembering :o)

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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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April 28th:

-Happy Birthday Harper Lee !