~Porn~

Still packing. Still moving. So,WHY would a close trusted FRIEND [I think that should read "fiend"] send me this?

http://www.eastoftheweb.com/games/

I am a word game addict. One of my very favorite things is the sunday NYT crossword puzzle, my fat pink pen, and a big cup of coffee.THAT is heaven. But I digress. WHY would a friend send me thing site right now? Thank you SO much Marie! I asked her that, why NOW!!! I should be poppping bubble wrap and cursing like a pirate, NOT practicing and NOT NOT finishing puzzles! "Stress relief". Oh. OK. I'll be sure to tell the whole family that, and blame it on you :O)

~Porn~

I'll bet THAT bloggie title got your attention! [note the tildes I placed around it,for added cache, this is a high-class blog!]

Woo-Hoo, I wonder if any old friends will find me by googling THAT title!

I have appliance porn! We got the new fridge, dishwasher, and upright freezer on Saturday, and I don't know what to do with myself. I was showing pics of the new appliances to some dear friends, and one suggested that since we all love food porn, why wouldn't we love appliance porn too? I'll show you one pic, of my favorite appliance porn:

This is my new baby. It's a Samsung French door,with the freezer drawer on the bottom. It is HUGE. Steve measured it about 15 ways from sunday, and said he might have to butter it up, but he would MAKE it fit for me. Damned if he didn't! The delivery guys had to take all the doors off to get it TO the kitchen,and then there was always the chance that it wouldn't go where it needed to. Even the delivery guy was impressed, I don't think you can fit a sheet of paper between the fridge and it's nook. Now, *I* chose this badboy, because it gives me lots of different ways to store food, especially for the big family get togethers,- a side by side just was not cutting it. I thought I'd have to really, um, sell Steve on this fridge, it's the biggest one they have. He looks at it for a few minutes, and says "OK". So now I'm thinking, OK,......what did he DO, WHY would he capitulate that quickly, with NO mention of the cost? Well,...let me TELL you why. Steve noticed a lil something. [at this point, Kids, if you are reading this bloggie you need to cover your eyes. NO PEEKING!!] ON the freezer door [the drawer at the bottom] there is a little flap.....you lift that flap...and you can store 2 of your beloved Tree Tavern frozen pizzas....AND no kids can see them and scavenge them out from under you. You can HIDE 2 pizzas in there, with no one the wiser! Steve, don't think for ONE MINUTE that I missed that !! But good for you Honey! There's a man cave for you, heeheehee. [ok kids you can uncover your eyes now].
I'd blog pics of the upright freezer and the dishwasher, but I feel the need to blog responsibly. Don't want anyone going out willy-nilly and buying stuff, just to hide a pizza or two. Please, Don't blog and Shop!! [There's my PSA for the day.]

June:
7th: National Chocolate Ice Cream Day

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